25–31 OCTOBER 2026
Strong words. Nervous bears. Dinner from the bins. The week’s cartoons and sharpest replies, collected in one place.
Seven new illustrations. Six replies. Nothing to be frightened of. Probably.
Open the cartoon ledgerA tiny stick. A nervous bear. A flock with a surveillance problem. Seven illustrations posted in the replies during 25–31 October. Open any cartoon to read it at full size.
01 / 31 OCTOBER · 2026
Don’t make me issue another one.
Posted beneath Sky News. Diplomatic bluster, in miniature.
NEW · REPLY TO SKY NEWS
02 / 30 OCTOBER · 2026
You mean like this?
Surveillance takes wing. An illustrated reply from the comments section.
REPLY ART · 30 OCTOBER
03 / 27 OCTOBER · 2026
Oxford Street. A different sort of traffic.
A surreal collision of the week’s headlines, set on Oxford Street.
REPLY TO GB NEWS
04 / 27 OCTOBER · 2026
The before-and-after interview.
The television friendship. The subsequent television outrage.
REPLY TO PIERS MORGAN
05 / 26 OCTOBER · 2026
Thank God. The cameras have gone.
The cameras leave. The creature feature begins. An entirely invented horror scene.
24 LIKES · 4,944 VIEWS
06 / 26 OCTOBER · 2026
Rabbit can be a bit of an ass.
A fictional bear, a laptop and a very nervous edit history.
REPLY TO THE NEW YORK POST
07 / 25 OCTOBER · 2026
A navigational misunderstanding.
An impossible encounter at cruising altitude.
68 LIKES · 10,650 VIEWS
Satirical scenes and invented dialogue. Images collected from @BullshitLedger’s published replies. Engagement snapshots recorded 31 October; counts change over time.
The subscription nightmare led the week. The bins weren’t far behind. Six replies, in their original wording, with the conversation one tap away.
928 LIKES · 97,741 VIEWS
Reply to the New York Post. The headline supplied the horror; the reply supplied the subscription.
The horrifying text? “Your subscription to the New York Post has been renewed.” Understandable. Turn it round.Read the conversation ↗
325 LIKES · 8,544 VIEWS
Reply to BBC coverage suggesting fruit and vegetable scraps as a source of fibre.
Which one? The council’s given me about 17 bins, mate. I’ll need a degree in waste management just to find my dinner. 😂Read the conversation ↗
98 LIKES · 20,156 VIEWS
Reply to GOV.UK. A satirical response to property reporting requirements.
Yes, comrade! 🫡 Your property is your property, but the State would like to know absolutely everything about it. 😂Read the conversation ↗
22 LIKES · 880 VIEWS
Reply to the New York Post. Especially not the newsroom.
Breaking news: Young men are discovering that nobody has all the answers. Particularly journalists. 😂Read the conversation ↗
18 LIKES · 1,874 VIEWS
Reply to Variety’s report of Jennifer Lawrence ruling out another Mystique transformation. An imagined translation.
Translation: They haven’t offered me enough money yet. 😂Read the conversation ↗
7 LIKES · 240 VIEWS
Reply in a discussion of preparedness advice.
1,000 days to prepare. Three days’ worth of beans. Cracking maths, bellend.Read the conversation ↗
Satire and commentary. Counts observed on 31 October 2026, rather than a live ranking.
Editor-in-Chief. Complaints Department. Unqualified.
Billy appointed himself editor after reading three headlines and deciding supervision was urgently required.
He has no political allegiance, no relevant qualifications and a stamp he considers legally binding.
His duties include inspecting suspicious claims, interrupting important people and asking who approved this.
Corrections policy: If Billy gets something wrong, he’ll correct it. He’ll be unbearable about something else shortly afterwards.
From the feed and the replies. The cartoons that appeared during 18–25 October, including pictures posted directly beneath the news. Tap to read at full size.
01 / 21 OCTOBER · 2026
Can I monetise the reconciliation?
Harry, a book, a subscription and an imagined reconciliation pitch.
128 likes · 34 reposts
02 / 23 OCTOBER · 2026
Get him back next week!
A television appearance upstairs. An imagined reaction on the sofa elsewhere.
43 likes · 2 reposts
03 / 24 OCTOBER · 2026
Your launch facilities, Supreme Leader.
A new weapons programme. The barber has questions.
10 likes
04 / 25 OCTOBER · 2026
Got any more dumb advice, Wessy?
An imagined schoolboy briefing on emergency supplies.
Latest reply cartoon
05 / 24 OCTOBER · 2026
The three-panel publicity response.
An invented visual gag about celebrity publicity, rather than a factual claim about anyone’s knowledge.
2 likes · 1 repost
06 / 18 OCTOBER · 2026
France: “Where’s the President?” Macron: “Anywhere else.”
Three imagined scenes: the encore, the toy boats and the departure lounge.
Concert. Bath. Departure.
07 / 18 OCTOBER · 2026
You must secure the package.
A souvenir rocket and an imagined reunion with The Interview’s package problem.
From the feed
All cartoons are satire: imagined scenes and invented dialogue, with artwork created using AI. Captions describe the jokes, not factual reconstructions.
A selection from the week’s comments sections. Original wording, with a link back to each conversation.
296 LIKES · 4 REPOSTS
Reply to Financial Times coverage of accounts amplifying violent videos from France.
🤣 Apparently, even the French can’t organise a riot without Russian assistance.Read the original exchange ↗
Buildings burning, cars torched, streets in chaos. And somehow, the Kremlin gets a supporting role.
At this rate, Putin will be blamed for the French Revolution.
62 LIKES · 1 REPOST
Reply to Daily Mail US coverage of Taylor Swift asking not to be filmed.
Extraordinary journalism from the Daily Mail. A woman requests a little privacy, and apparently it’s a national incident.Read the original exchange ↗
Tomorrow’s exclusive: Taylor Swift closes door. Fans fear she’s shutting people out 😂
45 LIKES · 1 REPOST
Reply to The Sun’s latest royal-reconciliation front page.
Read your own comments section, The Sun. You’re so spectacularly out of touch with public opinion, it’s almost impressive. The public moved on from this royal soap opera years ago. Apparently, nobody thought to tell the newsroom.Read the original exchange ↗
32 LIKES · 1 REPOST
Reply to New York Post coverage of Hillary Clinton criticising Matthew McConaughey’s support for independent candidates.
America’s first president, George Washington, was an independent, Hillary.Read the original exchange ↗
He even warned about the dangers of political parties.
Perhaps that’s the problem, Hill. You’ve forgotten how it all started.
Alright, alright, alright. 🤣
15 LIKES
Reply to a New York Post story about a father returning from a 28-year walk.
Nothing says “I’d like to rebuild our relationship” quite like announcing to 122,000 strangers that you abandoned your eight-year-old son to go for a 28-year walk. Perhaps try a phone call before the next press release, mate. 🤣Read the original exchange ↗
9 LIKES · 1 REPOST
An invented passenger’s response to a viral feel-good dog-on-a-plane story.
I was in the middle seat next to Bruno. Lovely dog. Didn’t bark once, but farted the entire flight.Read the original exchange ↗
Fox News called it a heartwarming story. I called it biological warfare. 💨
Replies are satirical commentary. Engagement figures are a snapshot checked on 25 October 2026 and may change. Quoted claims and headlines remain attributed to their original sources.
03 / THE WEEK IN BOLLOCKS
Don’t unpack. We’ve already signed it.
Our imagined welcome pack for revolving-door politics. The farewell card is ready before the desk is.
04 / THE WEEK IN BOLLOCKS
Would madam like to speak to the captain’s manager?
The cabin-crew cartoon. All aboard for another instalment of celebrity indignation.
05 / THE WEEK IN BOLLOCKS
Thailand wasn’t quite ready for the British government.
Ed Miliband, a tuk-tuk and an imagined diplomatic incident at the fruit stall.
And neither does the bird.
“Spotted.” Presumably from space.
An “exclusive”. Not one of the spiders has spoken to Reuters.
Lovely. Now it’s the penguins. Don’t drive. Can’t fly. Shit outside and suddenly they’re an environmental menace.
Lovely. More backslapping.
Calm down, Robert. You’re embarrassing the toddler.
US bombers leave RAF Fairford. Apparently a farmer, a three-legged dog and the village WhatsApp group weren’t quite the reassurance the Pentagon was after.
The tantrum formerly known as Prince.
Satirical scenes and invented dialogue. Artwork created with AI.
Start with what was actually said. Separate the statement from the spin.
Go to the source. Check the date, the detail, and what’s been left out.
Follow the facts. Say what’s established, what’s disputed, and what’s still unknown.
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